i think my mom watched the whole time
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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