Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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