After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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