we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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