when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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