He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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