never play flip cup with pint glasses
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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