therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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