You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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