Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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