no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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