she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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