we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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