I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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