Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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