We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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