You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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