Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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