Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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