i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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