So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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