How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Of course I have a pirate flag
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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