Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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