Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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