WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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