just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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