Don't you send me to vm
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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