literally had 100 drinks last night.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
