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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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