I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Plan B is the new Plan A
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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