Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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