dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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