I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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