STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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