His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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