none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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