after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think your dad took our porno
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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