Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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