I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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