Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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