what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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