Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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