Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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