oh god the rape fog is back!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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