i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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