he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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