oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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