Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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