Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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