She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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